Water Slide / Water Slip

There was a little mishap at Water Country. Apparently, some old lady fell on her ass at Thunder Falls in front of at least a few dozen people. Her foot slipped right under her trying to get on the float. She's bruised and bleeding all over the place but I think her pride was hurt most of all.  She was bleeding so bad she had to go to First Aid and random little boys were pointing at her in the park. it was bullying. There's no anti-tolerance policy at Water Country.

 Her very own sisters and at least 9 nieces and nephews, her very own FLESH and BLOOD, didn't even check to see if she was okay. They were too busy hyperventilating in laughter and pointing at her while she recovered.  I even heard the lifeguard was of no help. There he was, all of seventeen years old, in his little red lifeguard shorts and his little red lifeguard visor and you know what he did? He laughed with all of them. In between choking he tried to give the old lady his hand and asked, "are you okay?" but then started laughing again. Someone should report that. Upon splashing into the pool at the conclusion of the ride, where her 35 year old sister was still laughing uncontrollably, all the nieces and nephews, the ones she spoils and loves so very much were all gathered in a group still laughing their asses off. It must have been humiliating for her.
Worst part is, she wore a bathing suit identical to her own 64 year old mother's.